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“Just because I sleep with you, doesn’t mean I have to ski with you.”

In the late 80s that slogan, printed on underwear or t-shirts by Toad Hall Studios, was one of the best-selling items in Whistler gift shops. Local Whistler couples who logged 50+ days a year would often ski together but the overall vibe was sometimes more of a “I’ll meet you back at the lodge, honey.”

But it isn’t always easy, and mistakes can still be made. So The Insider has assembled this list of ten great ways to get the most out of a day on the hill while riding with your spouse. Have fun.

1. Never Try to Teach Your Spouse How to Ride

This has been the unwritten rule since the very first winter after the beginning of time, just don’t do it. Being a rad skier/boarder does not necessarily make you a rad instructor and with every helpful comment under the relationship microscope this is just a bad call from the get go.

Bart Barczynski, GM of Adult Ski & Snowboard School for Whistler Blackcomb sums it up nicely: “We joke around here that even a full-day private lesson is still much cheaper than a divorce. Our relationship with our guests is a student-teacher one, when you are teaching a spouse there are a lot more complications and emotion.”

2. Never Try to Teach Your Spouse How to Ride

We repeat it because it’s that important. Seriously, get the lessons. Having said that, once both partners are passed the “total beginner phase” there is a lot of great enjoyment you can have together on the hill. Still, tread lightly even when offering a simple tip here or trick there. Ski slopes can quickly become relationship minefields.

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3. Not Every Run is for Everyone

Whistler used to have runs named “Mom’s” and “Dad’s” in the Harmony zone (Mom’s run was generally less moguled and easier to navigate.) The concept behind them was sound it was just the names that needed to be updated– If you want to rip a quick double-black mogul field and your husband isn’t feeling it there’s nothing wrong with doing your own thing and meeting at the lift. Lots of couples do this every single run and sometimes it is nice to chill on a mellow cruiser and enjoy the easy flow.

4. The Half Day

This rule for riding with your spouse is brilliant. If one partner is more in love with powder and supreme-extreme chutes, lines and cliffs there are going to be mornings where each should do their own thing and everyone can meet for lunch and enjoy an afternoon together.

5. Patience and Limits

Less-strong riders will enjoy, and benefit from, tagging along into zones they wouldn’t usually venture into. Be aware of your spouse’s limits and push them. Help them pick safe lines and be supportive when they bail. If you don’t fall, you’re not learning and slide/roll down Pakalolo on Blackcomb can actually be a fun bonding experience if handled correctly.

6. Wine and Dine

Speaking of patience, hungry people don’t have nearly as much of it as people who’ve just enjoyed a couple BBQ’d buffalo burgers on a sunny deck with some wine or frosty beer. Lunch is a great way to rest tired legs and avoid a frustrating afternoon. Even a picnic on the rocks works, just keep the energy up and enjoy the time together.

7. Spring Fling

Being cold sucks, waiting in the cold sucks, and trying new things in a freezing arctic wind sucks even more. Spring skiing is ideal couple’s skiing because the sun is out, the snow is soft and there’s really no hurry to be anywhere but the après patio.

Whistler Couples

8. Equipment

Ensure your spouse has decent equipment. The gift of new gear is one that keeps on giving and new technology, especially with skis, really does make the sport easier and more fun. But you don’t need to buy new stuff right away: Whistler Blackcomb often hosts “Demo Days” with lots of the top brands participating and most shops have demo gear they’ll loan out (and sell off cheap towards end of the season).

9. Try to Empathize

It’s totally funny when someone falls and doesn’t hurt themself but the number two rule (after no lessons) of riding with your spouse is to make sure they are laughing before you do. Also, don’t drag the love of your life along as third wheel while you rip with your “regular” crew. Generally just try to remember back to when you weren’t as rad as you think you are now. Divorce rates are high enough, and skiing/snowboarding is supposed to be about having fun together. Remember that and have fun. (Also, “Just do it” is not super constructive or helpful.)

10. No Friends on a Pow Day

This still counts. On really epic days, it’s every man, woman and child for themselves. In Whistler, when the skies open up and deliver 20+ cm of powder it’s both acceptable and totally common to say, “I’ll see you at the lodge at 12:30 baby, have fun, I love you!”


Feet Banks moved to Whistler at age 12 so his parents could live the dream and ski as much as possible. He ended up living it too. After leaving home Feet did a few good stints in warmer climates and 4 years of writing school before returning to the mountains to make ski movies, hammer out a journalism career and avoid the 9-5 lifestyle as long as possible. He’s been a hay farmer, a hole digger, a magazine editor and has a jump named after him on Blackcomb Mountain, Feet’s Air. It’s tiny.